50 Shades of Running…
Chapter 3 Runner Problems
30. I don’t wear
shorts out in public often…the women stare at my legs to much.
29. If I did not run,
there would be a lot more OREOs in the world.
28. Food is fuel…any
questions?
27. Short shorts…only
for Olympians.
26. Picking which
shoes I wear for which race.
25. Toe nails…only
for the weak.
24. Have you heard
anyone asking “do these running shorts make my butt look fat?”
23. Runners never quit
and quitters never run. @TeamRunner4Life
22. Running, where you’re
allowed to hang out with fast women…and it’s good for you.
21. I see people
running when I'm at work and I'm jealous!
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